i love me some porno and stealing peoples food and eating condoms and busting my ass on skateboards and not ever doing anything in class and being constipated and being short and walking to gas stations and eating popcorn chicken and farting and eating food floor and moaning in class and mocking my teacher and eating a bunch of ketchup until your body hurts and writing on bathroom stalls and sitting on toilets with your pants on and secretly pissing your pants and putting bABY POWDER ON YOUR FACE and smelling ferrets and doing laundry late at night and shopping at forever 21 and farting at rue 21 just because and listening to rap and laying on the kitchen floor laughing/crying and eating bananas for breakfast and swallowing mouthwash and eating the hawaiian food until you have diarrhea and scaring people and missing the toilet on purpose and contemplating plastic surgery for hours while staring in the mirror and saying doo doo to little kids and yelling at girls for being easy and ditching in the library and stealing tampons and troll people you hate and drawing connor as a unicorn getting brutally raped by a giant penis and loving life.
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